Vegans are all gay and rape victims wearing revealing clothes are asking for it and all single moms are whores
Transsexuality isn’t real, neither is autism and I hate homestuck
i put too much thought into birthday cards
please do not talk to me unless you are a popular middle schooler thank you!!
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
im so sore i feel like i had some really rough sex with an ogre or something
actually i feel like jessica simpsons forever pregnant ass cannonballed onto me while i was sleeping
what if you woke up in the middle of the night and there were just oompa loompas standing around your bed staring at you like not even doing anything just standing there staring you down